I'm so fucking horny I'd possibly go out and shag a dog just now :-p abstaining from the new man is taking it's toll especially after last night at the cinema when him rubbing my thigh nearly made me cum followed by some online filth :-p topped with ample porn! The suggestion of sticking a corn on the cob up my vajayjay is just a step too far!
O a serious note though I've never been one for inserting food into orifices although i did once masturbate with a cucumber? not what i thought it would be :-p curiosity more than anything else :-p and i had a horror story from a friend who lost a banana up there and the search for it by her boyfriend was not the romance they expected lol but saying that i like the idea of the apple pie and think the girth and texture of a warm cob could be worth a go hmmm dinner and dessert? :-D shitting hell I'm horny! grrr
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