embarrassed?!

OK so I've not masturbated properly for 2 weeks! well i hadn't but have just sorted that :-)

Anyway i had my mum staying for the past 2 weeks and the first week wasn't too bad i didn't really think about it but week 2 was spent in a caravan surrounded by people with no opportunity to cop off properly the odd fiddle was about all i managed! Anyway my embarrassment came in the form of part way through the second week i woke with my fingers up my vajayjay! on top of this i was sharing a bed with my mum :-/ fortunately she wasn't in the bed when i woke but i can't be sure this wasn't what drove her out! :-o note to self do not deprive oneself of masturbation. :-p

A fresh approach?

So yesterday i went on yet another coffee date with another guy of the Internet and i must say I'm a little sick of it! So I'm thinking perhaps i should change my online profile to something like this:-

Rampant female seeks horny male for an abundance of sex
No strings sex. After months of Internet dating i have realised that i am not ready for the deep and meaningful stuff but i am still so horny, therefore, i don't give a shit about your day or how badly your ex fucked you up or indeed any other shit in your past present or future. i don't want to integrate you into my life or let you meet my family friends or children or vice versa.
You must be willing to let me use you for lots of sex without complaint and be willing to try any number of sexual activities that i wish to partake in. In return i will also make myself available for sex within reason whenever you want it. i will happily let you watch sports or whatever else you like as long as you are hard and i can get myself off on you and i will willingly try any sexual activities you suggest as long as they don't involve pain! (i don't want bull whipping)
You need not apply if you are old, fat, ugly or emotionally stunted.

What do we think people? sending the wrong message?

More hitachi :-D

Hmm so today a certain someone on twitter gave me an idea what to blog about! Thank you :-D

So this is again about my Hitachi I'm thinking this one deserves some airtime :-p

Now let's set the scene a chair at the end of the bed, restraints attached and my man strapped to it, naked. Whilst i, I'm thinking dressed in a basque with stockings and suspenders and extremely high heels kiss him thoroughly before sucking, licking, nibbling and kissing my way down his neck, his chest, his belly, his thighs and moving to suck his hard cock, sucking, licking and nibbling his cock till he's so ready to cum. Then I'll stop, spread myself on the bed and get my Hitachi magic wand out and proceed to play with myself, massaging my clit with my Hitachi delving my fingers in my wet pussy and maybe inserting a vibrator up my arse too. mmmm I'm so wet and horny watching him want me and struggle against the restraints wanting me, watching as i make myself cum! Yum :-D

Deviant enough?

Hitachi magic wand :-D

Hmmmm didn't know what to blog about and then i remembered that i hadn't mentioned my magic wand! As this is my best friend i thought it probably deserves a mention :-D

I first heard of this a few years back on sex and the city and had often thought about buying one but until about a year ago I'd never got round to it, for those of you that don't know it is a mains operated vibrator, sold as a massager :-) Anyway my friend ordered one and raved about it so obviously not one to be left out, i had to order one too they cost about £50 i think, so worth the money! It is without a doubt the best sex toy in existence (well that I've found at least). Two power settings which at first i could barely cope with the lowest setting but now i can go some on the higher setting :-) It's pretty intense though and i sometimes worry that I'm going to desensitise myself but well I'm not going without :-) They sell attachments to fit onto it that i think i might like though, some variety :-)

I love masturbating!

Bucket list?

Hmmm so tonight i was talking of a bucket list and thought i should make one, then i thought of you guys and thought i should make a sex bucket list? I'm struggling though? most of the things I've wanted to do I've pretty much done but I'm giving it some thought and figure this will be a work in progress here are a few to start!

1. Get a man to fuck an apple pie
2. Fuck a man whilst he's driving ( perhaps unrealistic but hey I'd like to try)
3. Join the mile high club!
4. A foray into bondage
5. Hmmmm I'm not sure the other stuff is meant to be more than fantasy? (the likes of sex with a woman, a threesome, going to a sex club) I'll give it some thought?

Always deviant?

Hmm so today i was chatting to my first serious boyfriend, i was um 16 i think when we met we were together about 18 months we were engaged and living together until i met my husband :-/ Anyway obviously we were very young and we were having a good time, lots of drugs and alcohol were involved needless to say my memory of that time is somewhat hazy. There's so much we don't remember today it occurred to me i couldn't even remember how we met? Fortunately he remembered :-p So i always thought my deviancy was something that came with age, I've always loved sex but just assumed it was pretty run of the mill back then. I was shocked to hear apparently this wasn't totally true :-o Lol i can't even remember some of the stuff so I'm not sure? maybe he's just mixing me up with someone else :-p ha ha obviously it was still quite tame but there was quite a lot of outdoor sex some of which i recall and also some role play :-p who knew i would have done that back then :-p So this brings me to thinking about how your opinions change over the years, i mean oral sex is pretty horrifying when you're young but now i wouldn't live without! although I've always been a great fan? I actually love giving oral it makes me oh so horny and anal sex i didn't do that till well into my 20's and would have been mortified to be asked but now i actively encourage it ha ha hmmm what else? Sex toys, i didn't own one till i was about 21? now i have a drawer full :-p speaking of which i might take myself off and indulge :-D

Riding a hard cock!

OK today i am so horny i can't think of anything else all i can imagine is that feeling of riding a hard cock feeling it slide in and out of my wet pussy, feeling ball bags and hairy thighs against my bum! I really need to fuck a cock hard and thoroughly today. :-/

Hmmm I am horny to the point of distraction i just need a good, hard, rough fucking. I almost want to cry.