cleaning perv!

Hmmm so i really need sex i think! on top of the dry humping a teddy i have spent days deep cleaning my house so imagine my distress when cleaning the hand rail on the stairs made me horny! i mean really? surely that's not right? but as i grasped the hand rail and rubbed up and down with the cloth a bit slippery with polish i found my nipples hardening and my vajayjay getting moist and my mind running away with me! I had to go sort myself out with my magic wand! It's left me feeling far more deviant than usual :-D ooops mmmm i'm horny again thinking about it :-/

poor innocent bear!

hmmm so just a quickie to share my distress at the destruction of a teddy bear's innocence after during the week i awoke dry humping a teddy :-/ i'm not even sure how said teddy got to be in my bed and indeed there was nothing dry about it ;-) lol one can only hope that my children didn't enter my bedroom that morning as i imagine there's not enough therapy in the world to get over that tee hee hee
I have got a couple of other blogs that i need to finish off but i'm mid spring clean so haven't had much time but i will endeavour to get them finished :-) you guys rock drop me a line with some ideas of what to blog about i'm running out of deviancy :-p