Thursday 30 December 2010

resolutions?

OK so I'm giving up smoking, drinking to excess and sex with my ??? lover type person :-p

hmmm strange perhaps but well i don't smoke much so that should be easy :-) I'm already getting better with the drinking to excess! most of the time :-p and well sex with the man in my life whom I'm not in a relationship with is perhaps going to be the hardest! but also the most important i feel :-) getting my life in order and feeling like the new year should be a new start and well he's holding me back so I'm being ruthless and doing it!!

How about you guys? what are you all giving up?

Tuesday 28 December 2010

Going commando!

Hmm so today I'm wondering why you wouldn't like going commando?

I rarely wear knickers i just don't really like them and if i do wear them i like them to match my bra and so if i can't find a matching set I'll preferably go without? Although i rarely go without a bra but that's because I've had two children and gravity has taken over! :-p I understand that there are certain times you have to i.e. short skirts and stuff! and i get why guys don't i.e. fear of zips :-p and I've got no real preference :-/ but i do this for me and not for anyone else.

Obviously my mum hates it and often shudders at the thought of me being hit by a bus whilst with her! (just in case they cut my clothes off!) but I'd rather they found nothing than tatty mismatched under garments!! and i figure i probably wouldn't care.

Monday 20 December 2010

Smelling of sex?

Hmm so today I'm thinking i love smelling of sex! I gladly skip a shower for a while after just to prolong this :-) little bit manky maybe! but i can't help it! It makes me horny and i love it.
Ha ha i try not to smell of sex around people though so fear not if i know you and you see me chances are i would have showered by that stage. :-D

Wednesday 15 December 2010

Spit or swallow?

Hmmm so today I'm brought back to this age old question :-p

Personally i swallow because i quite like it and most men do too i find but i have in the past struggled with this after meeting a man whose semen tasted like battery acid! It was yuck :-p and after experiencing it i was put off swallowing for quite some time! :-o So i think men should taste their semen once in a while if you don't like it we probably won't most of us do the same just to check :-)

In my opinion, guys you should give us fair warning, just say I'm going to cum and that gives us chance to decide! not hard just simple manners if we carry on feel free to shoot your load :-p some of us feel it's a waste of a hard on too so if you can't get a hard on on demand often we probably won't.

Tuesday 14 December 2010

"spunk"

Hmmm so i felt the need to share this :-)

Today i went to see a friend and she said "wow, your hair's got really long, must be the spunk!" well after the initial shock and the denial that i let my lover spunk in my hair! She assured me that the nutrients in "spunk" are good for your hair?! Not sure if it's true, but guys if you want an excuse for your girlfriend to give you a blow job, this could work! Lol it works for me :-) but I'm a great fan of blow jobs for any reason.

Sunday 12 December 2010

neurotic? sex is the answer :-)

Hmmm so apparently if you're neurotic, which let's face it all us women are whether we admit it or not, psychologists prescribe sex! well this is a massive bonus for me because I'm going to need a lot of sex! This could possibly be the best prescription i have ever had :-) love it!

Saturday 11 December 2010

sleeping?

Hmmm so i have trouble sleeping with a man i want to have sex with? i can't be the only one surely? and actually i think the man should be much more grateful that i want to have sex with him :-p

So obviously if I'm in bed with a man sleep isn't really high on my list of priorities, and yes, i get that we all need sleep but when a man wraps himself around me and i feel his cock against my bum! what else am i supposed to do except think hmmm yeah alright let's go again :-p especially when we don't get the night together that often! He's such a wimp :-p Man up and fuck me often :-p I dare say eventually exhaustion would get the better of me but until then stop the whinging and appreciate that you turn me on that much that i can think of nothing I'd rather do.......

What do we think, am i being unreasonable here?

Thursday 9 December 2010

Biscuit allowance?

Few things today!

Hmmm so I'm told I'm a biscuit allowance :-p lol clearly the man in my life is using sex too buff up his daily calorie allowance ha ha strangely enough I'm OK with this. I'm quite OK with swapping sex for biscuits :-p perhaps i should keep some in my pocket and throw him one after sex like a dog treat! rewards for a job well done :-p Not sure if i should let him know he needs to put more effort in to make it worth a biscuit ha ha.

OK next up i went to see said man last night and I'd just jumped out the bath chucked some clothes on and headed over so he could have a biscuit :-p um didn't even run a brush through my hair :-p and didn't really worry about it till i went to visit a friend after and she looked at me in disbelief and said " What you went like that?" ha ha so this made me think I've passed the stage of making an effort for him :-/ which I'm not sure i have it's just i was in a rush, only had an hour, i did get in the bath and shave my legs! i just didn't put make up on or brush my hair or wear anything remotely alluring ha ha anyway i will make more of an effort :-p well maybe because also well we're not in a relationship so surely that should take the stress of making sure you're pretty well turned out off? hmmm i don't know perhaps we are a bit too comfortable with each other :-)

and lastly.....

ha ha damn it i forgot! oh well I'll come back to this :-)

Tuesday 7 December 2010

lesbians?

So today i got to thinking about lesbians :-? Now i like women and can look at a gorgeous woman and think wow she's hot! but i like cock far too much to consider becoming a full time one, i might consider a brief dalliance although recently i did share a kiss with a lesbian and she's hot! but there was nothing there it was a bit girly :-/ but maybe i just need a better lesbian? what are our thoughts on this people?

Friday 3 December 2010

wine makes me horny :-p

Am i the only one wine does this too? obviously I've had quite a bit of wine so I'm sorry if this is a bit gibberish :-p

So how appropriate is it to sleep with a 23 year old? not that much younger granted but I've got two kids and a shit load of baggage so in life terms there's perhaps more of a difference but he's a horny little fucker and oh so hot in a youthful kind of way :-p

Also I'm going with the saying " don't make someone a priority in your life if you're only an option in theirs" i feel more of an option so fuck it all!

ha ha i so shouldn't be allowed to drink :-p no doubt I'll be deleting this tomorrow :-)

Thursday 2 December 2010

SNOW!!

Obviously after thinking about what to write all that came to mind was SNOW! It's awesome, i love it!

Had a great day having snowball fights and making snow angels :-D

Snow actually does make me horny you'll not be surprised to hear :-p but the unfortunate draw back is that you have to wear so many clothes to stay warm that actually doing anything in it is not very practical :-(  unless lots of alcohol is involved because then you don't feel the cold i guess :-p

I think i must be getting old :-p

Many years ago i remember happily pulling over to indulge in sex in an undisturbed area of snow although perhaps i was so up for this because at the time i was on a motorbike and already pretty cold I'd imagine :-) I'd like to think that if the mood took me I'd still do this but I'm not convinced the cold wouldn't put me off !!