sex dolls!

So i was just reading a magazine article about sex dolls, pretty realistic sex dolls too! the whole nine yards rubber bodies, hair, teeth, make up the lot made to measure and pretty awesome! not sure where you'd keep one :-p anyway as much as i'm slightly disturbed there's a thriving business for these i'm all for things that give us pleasure.........what disturbed me was a small list of repairs, amongst them a colon replacement and labia lips replacement! i mean fuck that man must have been going at it some to do that sort of damage!? ha ha hats off to him :-)

hmmmm i wonder if i might like to give one a go :-) not sure where i could hide him though he he

lesbians?

So today i was asked why lesbians use dildo's and strap on's if they don't like men? and I've gotta say i'm not sure? I guess i use them whilst masturbating but i like cock and actually think it's no substitute? give me a real willy any day :-)
I also questioned this when the lovely Mr B let me fuck him with a strap on? i mean, i guess I'd take cock over strap on any day so had to wonder why he wouldn't ?........but saying that he said it was more about me doing it and not something he imagined a guy doing? So i guess it's more about getting the most pleasure from the person you're with?
hmmmmm i wonder..........well i couldn't live without cock and think lesbians are missing out :-)

Rehab?

So today i've got to wondering what rehab for sex addiction would consist of? I mean they surely can't stop masturbation? So what do they do i wonder?

I come to this train of thought after watching a program about an armless man who made me think if i ever lost my arms i'd need rehab for my masturbation habit! Or indeed i wonder if medical prescriptions could include a personal masturbator? that would be awesome! I'd do that job ;-).......but while i understand that with no arms you'd have to go without :-/ I don't understand firstly why anyone would want to be cured of sex addiction and secondly how they cure you of it :-o

thoughts?

sex on the bonnet?? just a quickie ;-)

WOW so 6 weeks without sex and i'm practically constantly copping off with myself you porn has been on my laptop often! On that note can i say, that i have managed to misplace the DVD Mr B made me of him copping off :-/ having a couple of teenagers in my house this is a worry! I'm sure it's here somewhere though :-o

so anyway back to the deviancy, the mention of sex on a bonnet has made me think I'd quite like this perhaps tied to the wing mirrors? face down? flat on the bonnet not too hot :-/ mmmmm I've given myself the horn! mmm naked hard metal pressed against my nipple spread over a bonnet! OK this needs to go on my sex bucket list!

Mr A = Tosser

Not the usual deviancy just ranting :-)

Hmmm ever felt like you can't get it right? Well today Mr A reached new lows firstly let's be clear that we're totally not together more his fault but willing to admit relief was the overall feeling :-/
hmm so he's been in my life for so many years that it seems an awful shame to not have him there but he's making it hard!
Firstly he's seeing someone else, which i'm fine with but have no real interest in, but I've sat and listened to her good points and how she's perfect for him, fuck I've listened about their sex life hoping we'd be OK but when his facebook became filled with photo's and declarations of love and relationships :-p i decided to hide his posts not wanting to be a cow and delete him so just hid them because i'm not made to stalk and don't really give a flying rats arse but anyway apparently i'm still a cow for doing this because i missed something he wrote on there? :-/ clearly i'm not getting it right! add to that that i'm awesome girlfriend material and your mum will love me :-p well his mum phoned me and invited me and the kids for new year :-/ something which I'd sort of planned with her when with Mr A but obviously something i don't want to do now, i tried to explain it to her but she was having none of it so i phoned Mr A (got in trouble for phoning whilst the new girl was there) and asked him to have a word with his mum for me and not to be horrible but to get me out of it? not unreasonable? anyway this ended up with me muscling in on his family and spoiling his chances of taking the new girlfriend? Fucking arse holes! i can't be arsed with it i hope he gets itchy balls and is unable to scratch them! grrrrr toss pot :-o

looking back :-)

So it's that time of year when we look back over what's been going on in the year, well i was looking back over my blog at previous posts and actually i was thinking I've not had a bad year :-D hmmm also looking at last years resolutions and can happily say i succeeded in all of them! some of them took longer than new year's day but i got there and managed all of them!
So this got me thinking about this years resolutions :-/ hmmmm what do i want from next year??
Suggestions guys?
can i put find a deviant lover as a resolution?

professional masturbating???

Hmmm so being out of work is leading to copious amounts of masturbation i'm not sure how I'll cope with being back in work? unless i can find something that lets me masturbate on the job :-p It really is a shame i couldn't be a prostitute because it's almost a perfect job for me well other than the sleeping with fat old men :-/ Hmmmmm maybe i could vet potential employers :-p ha ha ha i like sex far too much to charge for it :-D