professional masturbating???

Hmmm so being out of work is leading to copious amounts of masturbation i'm not sure how I'll cope with being back in work? unless i can find something that lets me masturbate on the job :-p It really is a shame i couldn't be a prostitute because it's almost a perfect job for me well other than the sleeping with fat old men :-/ Hmmmmm maybe i could vet potential employers :-p ha ha ha i like sex far too much to charge for it :-D