Masturbation diet?

Hmmmm so to aid my new fitness kick i am on a masturbation diet :-/ I have not masturbated since Sunday! Anyone that knows me will know this is amazing! It is very nearly killing me though i have been to the gym everyday and punished myself in the hope of just being to knackered :-o but it is not working i am doing aversion therapy now ha ha 10 sit ups every time i think of sex - needless to say my abs are killing me! On the bright side ummm no there's not one :-(